June 2012
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So I went with a friend the other night to hang...
and I decided I was going to be That Guy, and wear an eyepatch and tell everybody that I had had surgery on my eye and had to wear an eyepatch to keep out the light until it healed. I have no idea how eye surgery works, I don’t know if this is something one would actually have to do in the real world, I don’t know. I just wanted to troll some stupid people. I’m pretty sure they...
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Have you ever, like,
been on your bed, on your laptop, laying on your stomach with your legs bent at the knee and swinging your feet into each other, being all Jan Brady and whatnot, and then lose all sense of your body’s relation to space and KNOCK YOUR FUCKING ANKLES TOGETHER???
nope? me neither.
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CHIN BEARDS.
I’ve noticed a recent phenomena among men (MEANING THE GAY GUYS ON GRINDR, OK?), that I refer to as the Chin Beard, and I just wanna know:
what the fuck?
Like, facial hair’s alright. I get it. Do you. WHATEVER. But guys. Come on. What is this?
and this
and even this chin-strap thing
I don’t care who you are, you look like a fucking idiot. You may think you’re...
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May 2012
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